Open Letter

Dear everyone in the United States-

If you are so fucking stupid as to think that Social Security is an "entitlement", please fuck right off.

It's taken out of the paychecks of the "immigrants" you bitch about. It's taken out of the paychecks of the teen-aged fast food workers you bitch about. It's taken out of the paychecks of the "slow" kid at the grocery store that you bitch about because they don't bag your free range eggs and organic produce fast enough. It's taken out of my paycheck. It's taken out of your paycheck.

In fact, I'm pretty sure the only people who *don't* pay into Social Security are the tax cheats (you know, like the elected officials who don't want you to see their tax returns). And probably, Congress.

Everyone else, though- that's me, you, and every-fucking-body else giving the US government an interest free loan for our entire fucking working careers. It's *my* fucking money. You're goddamned right I want it back. That's not fucking entitlement, you assholes.

Sincerely,

Me.